Thursday, January 21, 2010

Eye Bra - Who knew?


"Next time you want to take 40 winks use this eyebra - eyelashes askew after a nap with a flat (the HORRAH!) eye mask NO MORE! - yes the eyebra keeps your peeprs in high comfort."
Tee-Hee - Seriously though I like the fabrics for my bra -
40 Blinks Mask Sleep Mask at Bucky.com
I need to invent something like this - hmmm....

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Doughnut fried in butter - WHAT!!

I heard about this delicacy today - lawd - can you imagine!

Then I watched Paula Deen when I got home - she took hunks of frozen mac and cheese, wrapped in bacon, rolled in graham cracker crust, roll in egg, then deep fry. O M G!!!

I have to lay down! I am exhausted with the imagery!

Saturday, January 9, 2010

2009 is over and left me with 17 extra pounds, new facial hair and way too much wisdom!

OK so 2009 was shi-tastic on so many levels!

With a closet full of clothes no industrial spandex can get me into I am glad 2009 is done. No way to rush through the year - it's like the dental cleaning or more like the visit with the "girl" doctor. You just clinch and wish it was over NOW!

I started the year laid-off and ended the year working two part-time jobs I enjoy with other career pursuits underway. Diversify my income base. The economy has been brutal baby!

More pesky hairs are popping up on my face. Tweezers on the case because I will NOT be whisker woman. I have the fear when I do get kissed again - hopefully before I am too to old to enjoy it and know what is going on - the man will find whiskers on my face. So I need to be ready everyday for the potentiality of the however unlikely event.

Wisdom is great but it can be very painful to gain. Sometimes it is embarrassing. Case in point: Thinking that I could run in the post office to check my P.O. box with out makeup, dressed down and hair everywhere - basically looking like the morning after - I see the guy I have a ridic crush on.

Oh hell If I have to look like the morning after why couldn't it have been the morning after!

Ladies our mothers and grandmothers were right! You never know who you will see! Lipstick stat!! Tweezers on stand by!